sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet
Is this a euphemism?
(Source: susemoji, via epic-humor)
I’ll never forget the time Yatsu and I had a conversation about my theory that at the earth’s core is a literal beating heart and that’s how the mantle stays hot and she’s just like “how the fuck is that less scary that the idea that the earth is slowly cooling from being created millions of years ago??”
I really don’t understand people who get all upset when you leave comments on their posts. Like “ohmigawd, people are using a function of this website for its intended purpose #rude. That belongs in the tags, even though that is not at all what they’re designed for.”
Your amount of free time is inversely proportional to the amount of money you have to spend during that free time.