No Really

Because you can't make this shit up.

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ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

(via levifurr)

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high school teacher:
yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor:
hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

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rememberingsuunday:

basingtei:

rememberingsuunday:

BEING A WRITER IS A GIFT AND A CURSE

BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALL THESE IDEAS AND NO MOTIVATION OR ALL THIS MOTIVATION AND NO IDEAS

NO BUT WHEN YOU DO HAVE THE MOTIVATION AND IDEAS BUT YOU CAN’T DO THE THING WHERE IT SOUNDS NICE ON PAPER

AND ONCE YOU DO GET AN IDEA ON PAPER THERE ARE LIKE TEN NEW IDEAS AND YOU DON’T HAVE TEN LIFETIMES TO DO THE DANCE WITH THEM

(via epic-humor)

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y0u-cant-make-this-shit-up:

Ok really? I’ve been cleaning out my likes page and a full fifteen likes are just missing. The counter says 45 but I literally went through and counted only 30 likes. Wtf. 

And the internet in all it’s infinite wisdom suggests turning tumblr off and on again -_-